collegehumor:

Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant
Let’s not jump to any conclusions. Maybe the fertility clinic lost their advertising budget.  

collegehumor:

Sign Offers Help Getting Pregnant

Let’s not jump to any conclusions. Maybe the fertility clinic lost their advertising budget.  

bbcamerica:

Doctor Who’s Matt Smith Carries The Olympic Torch

Photo credit @alun_vega

bbcamerica:

Doctor Who’s Matt Smith Carries The Olympic Torch

Photo credit @alun_vega

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thedrunkenmoogle:

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy cocktail)
Ingredients:1 oz. Jack Daniels Whiskey1 oz. Peach schnapps4-6 oz. Orange juice1 splash of Blue curacao1 lemon twist 1 olive (optional) 
Directions: Fill a highball glass 3/4 full of ice. Add the Jack Daniels and peach schnapps, then top off with orange juice. Mix well, then add the blue curacao over the top.  Garnish with a lemon twist and olive, if you chose to include it. Drink… but… very carefully…
May 25th is celebrated by many as Towel Day, paying tribute to Douglas Adams’ comical space book series, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. So naturally, tonight is the best night of the year to drink some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, which, according to the book, feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick. While there are many “Earth” versions of the fictitious cocktail, the one we chose to post today is a more commonly served recipe. This version of the drink is served the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub and bar in Ottawa.
Drink created by the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub. Photography by The Drunken Moogle.

I was always curious about how this drink tasted.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 oz. Jack Daniels Whiskey
1 oz. Peach schnapps
4-6 oz. Orange juice
1 splash of Blue curacao
1 lemon twist 
1 olive (optional) 

Directions: Fill a highball glass 3/4 full of ice. Add the Jack Daniels and peach schnapps, then top off with orange juice. Mix well, then add the blue curacao over the top.  Garnish with a lemon twist and olive, if you chose to include it. Drink… but… very carefully…

May 25th is celebrated by many as Towel Day, paying tribute to Douglas Adams’ comical space book series, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. So naturally, tonight is the best night of the year to drink some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, which, according to the book, feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick. While there are many “Earth” versions of the fictitious cocktail, the one we chose to post today is a more commonly served recipe. This version of the drink is served the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub and bar in Ottawa.

Drink created by the Zaphod Beeblebrox nightclub. Photography by The Drunken Moogle.

I was always curious about how this drink tasted.

Reblogged from The Drunken Moogle

iheartchaos:

In honor of Towel Day today, here’s what the Hitchhiker’s Guide has to say about Daleks

Towels are especially helpful against Daleks… just cover up that one eye is fucked.

Reblogged from I Heart Chaos

iheartchaos:

Awesome French political ad of the day: Francois Hollande does “Niggas in Paris”

French Socialist presidential candidate François Hollande — who leads incumbent Nicolas Sarkozy after the first round of voting — has co-opted Jay-Z and Kanye West’s anthem “Niggas In Paris” for his latest campaign ad. The song backgrounds footage that shows Hollande campaigning in the outer Parisian suburbs among people of various ethnic backgrounds, as they hold up their voter registration cards. And Slate helpfully points out: “Creil,” one of the suburbs Hollande campaigns in during the ad, is pronounced “cray” as in, “That shit Creil.”

Campaign so hard Sarkozy is behind me.

Via

Sarkozy cray!

Reblogged from I Heart Chaos
Reblogged from Gamefreaks
bogul:

Castle Crashers X Star Wars

bogul:

Castle Crashers X Star Wars

Reblogged from Gamefreaks

Mice grow massive balls after eating yogurt. PASS THAT YOPLAIT.

iheartchaos:

While testing the effects of yogurt on obesity, a group of researchers at MIT discovered that the yogurt they were feeding the test mice had an interesting side effect— it gave them much bigger balls. This hasn’t been observed in humans, because lord knows if it worked, I’d barely be able to sit down. Yogurt is damn good, son.

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HA

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So apparently, electrons can split in half. It’s a thing they do now. Splitting in half is cool.

iheartchaos:

Ever since their discovery, electrons have been seen as elementary particles— that is that they have no substructure or component parts. Electrons are just electrons and that’s it. Only now, electrons have been observed decaying into two halves, which makes scientists rethink how electrons are made.

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Juuust for the subject line :D

Reblogged from I Heart Chaos